What is the fastest way to get attention?

Share your creative ideas.

Take your clothes off

@Dukedog said in #2:
> Take your clothes off

*Buzzer* It doesn't matter if you are are in Santa Monica or say, I dunno, ghats of India..no one now cares if you are naked. :)

Scream!

spontaneously combust

Fart loud and long while a couple states their wedding vows.

Do a music show on the streets

Poop your pants.

Yahi param vaastavikta hai

@snipermode said in #1:
> Share your creative ideas.

Maybe actually be good at chess?