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But he has a greater command of English than does Chat. Chat has been communicating in Emojis for so long that they've forgotten how to create declarative sentences. "Chat is not smart!" said Little T…

FM Doug Soup was rushed to Beth Israel hospital in Brooklyn yesterday evening. The NY State Chess champion is on life support after suffering severe brain trauma from an overdose of emojidust. "Worst …

Little Timmy: "wecome sir!" Big Guy: "That's underway, just like the other question illogical, and I've heard you speak out it, because you all, I might not be that solicitous.....you're always staigh…

When things get tough, when you're feeling down, just try to remember: When everything... ...... is looking glum, The worst is yet to come

Look everyone, free Emojis! *Timmy throws the shiny Emojis to the crowd of :( Emojis, Emojis! Smiles everyone, smiles!

Some troll put out a rather controversial statement on Little Timmy's forum, “Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you.” The post received few likes and instead was responded to with a h…

Little Timmy was snuggled in bed with his doll pooh-bear and his blanky, and dozed off into a deep sleep. Suddenly, Timmy's consciousness was bathed in bright light, and he had a vision of the great J…

Little Timmy was basking in the adulation -- the mods were eating up his words like starving coyotes chomping on a nest of rats. Little Timmy concluded his remarks with this bombshell directed at all …

We join Timmy as he continues his speech to the assembled mods of America; TIMMY: Now, here's the sum total: One mod could run this city! One mod. Nothing would move without us allowing it to happen. …