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@ed01106 Which kind of gallon is it? As a self proclaimed expert, your lack of actual specifics is pretty astonishing. You should have specified the cu.in. Per gallon so as to remove any ambiguity. I’…

I bet someone had to tell him which way to turn the tap after they’d explained what a tap is to him.

@ew-pawn You got me. I was expecting an emoji of some sort.

My name, Arse Kicker, goes back many generations. It’s an honour to be able to keep the name alive. In the 1400s, the first Arse Kicker’ was named after he was given the job by King Henry 6th. He was …

Emojis are there for those who are unable to communicate using words.

Old Megan Markle, in another attempt to stay relevant, is tracing her family tree. I’ll wager a years salary that she’s related to those who made the sharpened sticks that were found in Africa. These …

Can you rate ‘urgently’ with a score of 1-10 1 being urgent 10 being apocalyptic urgent.

Basketball.. the game for incredibly tall players who can throw a ball but would never be able to make a living kicking one.

Don’t do tha in London.. you’ll get mugged, shot or stabbed. Diversity is such a wonderful thing... so they tell us... but I applaud you for your actions as I would do the same... just not in London.

Not that dirty old colonization word. In 300 years time they’ll be a movement looking for reparations wanting to make us all feel guilty for ‘white privilege’.. leave mars and all the other planets in…